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Overview
Small, sassy and seaside-ready — this 5" x 5" Sea Hag wooden sign turns your coffee station into a laugh-out-loud moment before your first cup. Designed to deliver coastal farmhouse charm and a clear “before coffee” warning, it’s a tiny piece of decor that packs personality and layers nicely on a shelf or gallery wall.
Key Features
5" x 5" plaque with a 1.5" depth that stands on a counter or tucks into a tiered tray — easy to place anywhere that needs a little morning humor.
Distressed gray frame: textured, weathered finish for a beachy, farmhouse look that pairs with coastal, nautical, and coffee-bar decor.
Funny, relatable copy: playful “Sea Hag / before coffee” definition gives guests a smile and warns the household about pre-caffeine moods — a great gift for friends who aren’t morning people.
Easy display: flat back and shelf-ready depth make it simple to mix with other small signs or lean on a mantel — no complicated hanging required.
Shipped fast from within the USA and made/sourced by small U.S. sellers: quick domestic processing and family-run shop production mean faster delivery and support for small American businesses.
Why You’ll Love It
This little sign balances humor and style — perfect for a coffee nook, beach house kitchen, or as a cheeky stocking stuffer. It’s lightweight, durable, and designed to blend farmhouse warmth with coastal flair so you can create an inviting, playful corner in minutes.
Soft call to action: Add a splash of seaside sass to your morning routine — grab one for your coffee bar or gift it to the mermaid-before-coffee in your life.
More fun finds and matching pieces can be found at BandsCo Straps — bandscostraps.com.
